OBAMA LIKES SPENDING etc... etc.... etc... etc...

Alexandra Wallace....Racist UCLA Student's Rant Against Asians

Alexandra Wallace is an UCLA student and a bikini model. And I bet she drinks, too. What makes Alexandra extra-super special is that she also released a YouTube video a few weeks back criticizing Asians for something that's hard to even comprehend via her val-speak in the video, and now she's getting death threats from Asian gangs.

This is what happens when blondes are given technology, and opposable thumbs. The only connection this attention whore should have with politics, is adequately servicing our wayward politicians in the confines of a sleazy motel room.

Me thinks her grades are about the same as her cup size....and WTF? She looks like a cow in the video. How did she get so hot?
CONTENT WARNING: Your IQ may be lowered simply by watching this.


Youtube is fantastic...I love it when people who don't have that 'this might not be a good idea filter' in their brain post this stuff, and then try to recover. Once it's up....nothin you can do about it.

 Earlier this week Gilbert Gottfried was fired from Aflac, as the voice of the Duck after Twitter "tweets" like this... funny as hell, but turned out to be very expensive jokes for Gil.


"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

"I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said 'is there a school in this area.' She said 'not now, but just wait.'"

Cheap Flights .....RyanAir

If you have ever flown Ryan Air then you know this charming feckin' song is "Pure Dead Brilliant!"

Gaddafi Duck

This is funnier than most of the Hitler video's.
If you don't understand the reference to the nurse...she's the latest to flee the sinking ship. The dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables.

Justin Bieber Gets Shot: The Zapruder Film from JFK

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You might not want to steal a shovel from this guy...

OBAMACARE Triage

Melinda Dennehy....English teacher sends naked texts

One of the fastest ways to get fired from a job teaching high school is to send naked pictures of yourself to a student. After all, 15-year-olds aren't very good at keeping secrets.... or keeping naked photos of their English teacher all to themselves...

But 41-year-old Melinda Dennehy, an English teacher at Londonderry High School in New Hampshire bombed a student with photos and a stream of sexually explicit texts. The boy, quite naturally, showed them to all his little perv buddies.

Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school.....and I can keep a secret.

Tis but a scratch!

With all the global warmists in hiding lately.....this is one of the best cartoons I've seen yet on the global warming fraud and their attempts at damage control. If you don't get the context, you'll have to watch the Monty Python sketch it was taken from.......actually watch it anyway...it's funny as hell.

Al Gore posted on his blog yesterday to claim that Repower America is the best place for anxious warmists to find reassurance that the global warming hoax is ‘real’.

With all the climate deniers spreading lies about the climate crisis in the media, it’s vital we arm ourselves with the facts. Thank God we have, Repower America.

Fast death workout....I got aroused..I mean tired, just watching this

Tiger Woods makes public statement (full video)

Well, that's one African American of mixed descent that has apologized for screwing a lot of Americans over the last year. Only one to go.

I'm so glad he apologized. I can't wait until all hundred and twenty million adulterers in this country also broadcast their apologies, too, so can we can get that over with and then maybe get back to the news. Oh wait, this is the news.

What on earth does he have to apologize to us for, he's not a public official? For having sex with women? Guys do what guys do because of the way that they're made. And getting mad at a young, rich, famous athlete for having sex with a bunch of women who have made themselves readily available is like getting mad at cats for eating birds or dogs for barking. Tiger's behavior is an average week for alot of pro athletes.....the only question here, is what the hell did he get married for. If not for that...there is no story here. Pretty easy for most people to condemn when they'll never have the opportunity to begin with.

He should have gotten some advice about bangin stray's from Derek Jeter years ago....now this is an impressive list people....with pictures.

The Confession of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: “From A to Z”

CAUTION: This video contains an extremely grisly sequence. NSFW

If you listen to the tape or watch the video, it’s clear that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed understood the difference between information he surrendered while under duress and information he volunteered while not under duress, stating four times that he felt no force or coercion to offer his confession.

got it from My Thompson Gitmo

Luge Crash video from Vancouver Olympics

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Hey guys, you know what would be really great? If we lined the track with some huge steel beams. When a bad day at work involves slamming into a metal pole at 90mph, it's probably a good idea to look into a different occupation. Nodar Kumaritashvili, from the country of Georgia, died in a luge training run this morning.

The Winter Olympic version of NASCAR relies on pushing the envelope. How close can we get these people to the edge? Luge and skeleton, and to a lesser extent bobsleigh, will now go through the same crisis as NASCAR after every driver's death.

It's one thing to design a track that is so fast that it ends up being dangerous.... another thing entirely to have huge exposed metal poles right next to that track and to not put any padding around them.

Just some raw video of strippers.....

Actually raw police or news footage of the bust at the NY Hot Lap Dance Club. While one of em waves her guns at the camera...the rest ain't too happy to have Daddy find out about this one.

Scott Brown Rally in Worcester (video)

There is nothing cuter than little anti Obama rebels!

A series of hecklers throw Captain Bullshit so far off stride, he can't function without the teleprompter.

What do Iris Robinson and IKEA have in common?

One 60 year old screw..... and the whole cabinet falls apart!

If you don't get the joke.....maybe you need a little backround.

Layla Kiffen leaves Tennesee for USC, takes Lane with her

Lane Kiffin left Tennessee for USC yesterday in a move that has shaken up college football just a bit. The atmosphere down in Rocky Top has been a bit tense the last couple days as the rednecks are rioting.



What i don't get...is why is this guy in such demand?....his wife I can understand. Lane Kiffin won five games in the NFL. He’s won seven games as a head coach in college football. The man has 12 wins on his coaching resume.

Pat Forde of ESPN has one of the better quotes on Kiffen I've heard.
"Paris Hilton has paid more dues than Lane Kiffin. Kiffin comes across as a guy who was born on third base and acts as if he hit a triple"

OK guys here's the naked pictures of Layla Kiffen

The most transparent government evahhhh...

First of all...when did CNN start reporting news.

The Associated Press reports the American people have been informed that their services are no longer needed.

Among those unhappy with the planned private powwow is the head of C-Span, who "has implored Congress to open up the last leg of health care reform negotiations to the public," Fox News reports:

C-SPAN CEO Brian Lamb wrote to leaders in the House and Senate Dec. 30 urging them to open "all important negotiations, including any conference committee meetings," to televised coverage on his network.

Here is the letter. Pelosi's response: "There has never been a more open process for any legislation in anyone who's served here's experience." Has a more false or awkwardly worded statement ever come out of anyone who has served as speaker of the House's mouth?

So much for transparency... here you have the liar in chief, promising on eight separate occasions to televise the health care debate. Actually Obama never lies. He just makes situational assertions.

Warren Beatty has registered over 12,000 kills

Somewhere.....Carly Simon is laughing her ass off. Leave it to Warren to make Tiger Woods conquest of a bakers dozen look like childs play. I'll give him this....it's not every day that a sex story makes me dig out my calculator.

A Beatty biographer, using math your algebra teacher never taught you, revealed this week that one of Hollywoods greatest pussy hounds banged 12,775 women - give or take a few dozen - in his lifetime. "How Warren Beatty Seduced America”

The book says Beatty liked to bang every Oscar-winning actress. Way to go, Jessica Tandy! Although he could do much worse.....banging Madonna for instance.

The Highlight Reel:

Jane Fonda:Says Beatty: "Oh, my God. We kissed until we had practically eaten each other's heads off…due to her ability to virtually unhinge her jaw, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself."

Joan Collins:"He made love to [Joan] Collins relentlessly. But for Collins, it was too much of a good thing. One Sunday morning, exhausted, she stumbled out of bed. Dragging on a forbidden cigarette, she said, 'I don't think I can last much longer. He never stops — it must be all those vitamins he takes . . . In a few years, I'll be worn out.' Later, a skeptic asked her if they really had sex seven times a day. She replied, 'Maybe he did, but I just lay there.' "

Fran Drescher:"He offered to introduce her to Isabelle Adjani, saying, 'We were both talking about you while lying in bed last night.' Adjani told her, 'You are very beautiful.' But it wasn't until Beatty added, 'We were both hoping you would like to join us for dinner this evening, just the three of us,' that the flashbulb went off: 'I sure as hell knew a ménage-à-troiserino when I saw one,' she thought."

Janice Dickinson:"I looked across the room and found him admiring himself in the mirror . . . In the morning, when I woke up, he was standing there again, playing with his hair, mussing it; trying to get it just right — going for that just-been-fucked look."

Madonna:"Beatty, a man who was accustomed to being worshipped by women, was on dangerous ground with Madonna. Why he sat still for this kind of treatment remains a mystery. Chances are, he was taking his own advice. He would tell director Glenn Gordon Caron a few years later, 'Never, ever f- - - your leading lady. And if you do, don't stop till the picture's finished.'

Christmas Music for Wednesday....from the original Couger