Tis but a scratch!

With all the global warmists in hiding lately.....this is one of the best cartoons I've seen yet on the global warming fraud and their attempts at damage control. If you don't get the context, you'll have to watch the Monty Python sketch it was taken from.......actually watch it anyway...it's funny as hell.

Al Gore posted on his blog yesterday to claim that Repower America is the best place for anxious warmists to find reassurance that the global warming hoax is ‘real’.

With all the climate deniers spreading lies about the climate crisis in the media, it’s vital we arm ourselves with the facts. Thank God we have, Repower America.

The Global warmists are now comedy fodder

The new, improved Science. Prof. Phil Jones:
...he claimed it was not 'standard practice' to release data and computer models so other scientists could check and challenge research.

You can now forget everything they said about hurricanes. Never mind....move away please.

Everybody is laughing at Al Gore's typical moonbat NYT op-ed piece. He's doubling down on his global warming hysteria bet.This from Big Journalism's Former Veep Goes Girly-Man, Has Hissy Fit in Pages of New York Times:

With hundreds of millions of dollars on the line, Al is going all out to save his “investment” in global warming hysteria. Here, he comes up with histrionics befitting the amount of personal loss he stands to suffer.

More Global Warming

Stoney River Lodge, Alaska. Jan 5th 2010. Minus 51 F.

Sarah Palin in Maximum Hotness Endangering Prized Species.

More Global Warming

Cool Time Lapse Video Of The Snow Accumulation During DC’s Snowpocalypse

Global warming......is causing Global warming!

At least the folks at PETA can stop protesting these turbines now that they can’t kill bats.

Minnesota has cold weather? Who knew? So cold, that the windmills won't turn. KSTP TV calls the wind turbines "no-spin zones." Now they are actually going to heat the fluid, to make the windmills turn. The fact that taxpayer-subsidized green energy zealots would burn fuel to make a windmill turn should embarrass them.... But you know it won't.

Why don't they hook them up to giant hamster like tread mills and let fat people take turns powering them? Every Minnesotan knows that they gain weight during the winter and hide under layers of clothes. This way we'd have a leaner society as well as it being energy efficient.

How can anyone be against this? This sounds like an incredible and efficient Obama job program and there are no birds being killed during the periods when the turbines are at rest.

More Global Warming in Paris and Brussels

Early winter snows forced French authorities to close the Eiffel Tower on Thursday and disrupted transport as northwest Europe shuddered under a pre-Christmas cold snap. Much of the north of the country awoke to find a seven-centimetre (three inch) blanket of snow, which delayed flights from Charles de Gaulle airport by up to two hours.

The Eiffel Tower was closed to visitors, and train and bus services were delayed in many areas, as daytime temperatures dropped below zero for the first time in the year and black ice coated northern roads.

Snow also fell in Britain, Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands and weather experts forecast worse to come, with disruption especially in Scotland and northern England.

The northern Netherlands experienced the worst falls in four years, with snow up to 25 centimetres deep in places, the national weather service said, while all bus services in the region were cancelled.

In Belgium black ice turned roads into skating rinks, particularly the Brussels ring road and the motorway from the capital to Lille in northern France.
Numerous flights were cancelled and delayed at Brussels airport. Traffic Centre had registered 500 kilometres of traffic standing idle on the roads, with train, tram and bus delays making the chaos complete.

Hitler has the answers on Global Warming

Al Gore's global warming theory debunked by the internet he invented

Al Gore now tells us the earth's core is several million degrees.

Al Gore was out pimping his new book on Conan the other night, when the subject of Geothermal Energy came up. After Conan said drilling holes to the center of the earth sounded a little Lex Luther like..... Al said that the earth's core is "several million degrees".

Only the Nobel Committee could be surprised that The Goracle barely managed to pass his science classes......he got a D at Harvard.

How can a Nobel Prize winner who has contributed to so much concern about global warming go on national TV without a hint of preparation? Because the Goracle uses what all liberals use in the place of careful, conservative thought.......... arrogance.

The White House press corp is asking questions?

Maybe hell has frozen over...but I thought that was Al Gore's fault.

Norway buses will run on shit

Now this is a green idea that shouldn't cost much, just think of the amount that comes out of Al Gore's mouth.

According to Worldchanging, the City of Oslo will convert the sewage to biomethane, then get that methane working as bus fuel. Two sewage plants in Oslo will be adapted to support the infrastructure and the 80 buses will require minor modifications.
Amazingly, converting 80 buses will reduce 40 tons of carbon dioxide every year.

I know some people that could power these buses on their own, for free bus passes.

When I see polar bears...it makes me want to have a Coke

A sculpture of polar bears floats down the Thames, past the Houses of Parliament, in London, as part of a promotion for natural history TV channel Eden and to remind MPs of global warming.

Meanwhile.......back at his laboratory.......GORE HEARING ON WARMING MAY BE PUT ON ICE

Al Gore is scheduled before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Wednesday morning to once again testify on the 'urgent need' to combat global warming.
But Mother Nature seems ready to freeze the proceedings.
A 'Winter Storm Watch' has been posted for the nation's capitol and there is a potential for significant snow... sleet... or ice accumulations.

"I can't imagine the Democrats would want to showcase Mr. Gore and his new findings on global warming as a winter storm rages outside," a Republican lawmaker emailed the DRUDGE REPORT. "And if the ice really piles up, it will not be safe to travel."
A spokesman for Sen. John Kerry, who chairs the committee, was not immediately available to comment on contingency plans.
Global warming advocates have suggested this year's wild winter spells are proof of climate change.

Developing...So when the temperature goes up it is due to global warming and when the temperature goes down it is due to global warming. You just cant win with these delusional idiots.

The Wheels have fallen off the bandwagon

The Church of Global Warming

Gore’s church is losing followers.....this guy sums it up very nicely.

In 1971, perhaps entertaining thoughts of entering the full-time ministry, Al Gore, raised in and baptized into the Southern Baptist Church, entered the Vanderbilt Divinity School. His sojourn was relatively brief.

In three semesters, he enrolled in eight classes. He received an “F” as his grade in five of those classes. So, having failed out of school, he entered the family business, which was politics.

But he apparently never lost his desire to enter a ministry, and since he couldn’t make the grade in the conventional sense, he did the next best thing. He started his own religion. The result was the Church of Global Warming.

This is good entertainment, go here to read the rest of the story.

The Flintstones, Got Arrested in Brussels

HOPEFULLY THE PENALTY WILL BE A SUMMARY EXECUTION

Six Greenpeace activists dressed as cavemen driving the “Flintstone car”, that protested on the influence of the auto industry on proposals to curb carbon dioxide emissions from car. Here's what the unemployed do all day, your tax dollars at work!

Remember to thank Al Gore for the warm weather

Damn I love that global warming! That's the most snow I've seen in Belgium in the ten years that I've been here, and the first snowfall, that stuck, that we've had here this year. Who would have thought that Al Gore could have figured all this out, after inventing the internet.
But the Brits need serious help! The Blackthorn was lured into flowering by the empty promises of global warming and a balmy zephyr, and now the buds are being frozen. No Blackthorn flowers, no fruit, no sloes, no sloe gin - now if that isn't a crisis I don't know what is. What will the college girls drink now?

Much of Flanders is experiencing a white Easter with snow falling or having fallen at locations across the region. The winter conditions are exceptional for late March. Bellow average temperatures have been recorded at weather stations all over Flanders during the past couple of days.
The snowfall and colder than average temperatures are good news for the operators of langlauf skiing facilities in the Belgian Ardennes.
However, fruit and vegetable farmers and gardeners are less happy with the cold snap.
The last time that temperatures in late March were so low was back in 1975.

Who says Global Warming is a bad thing!

Flanders experienced its hottest February 9th since records began in 1833. Temperatures of 16.8°C were recorded at Ukkel Observatory in Greater Brussels on Saturday.

It was a fantastic weekend for bars and restaurants.
The good weather saw many day trippers making their way to the Flemish Coast. Café terraces in towns and villages across the region also reported brisk business. Tearooms and restaurants along the coast were enjoying a surprisingly busy weekend. For many, the last few days have proved more lucrative than the Christmas period.

Readership on the blog was down about 75% over the weekend, so even you morons must have got up and done something.

Got an Economic problem?...blame the US

The volume of sales in the Belgian retail sector in December of last year fell by 7% in comparison with a year ago.
The fall is the largest in a decade and a half. Higher food and energy prices are blamed for Belgians' reluctance to dip into their wallet.

Belgians also say they are worried about a recession in the US. Luc Aben of the bankers' Van Lanschot says there is a real problem with spending power, but there are also psychological factors, Belgians are influenced by the talk of economic gloom in the media.

The Economists have started to mimick the global warming modus operandi.

If you have any kind of bad weather, blame it on global warming. If you have an economic problem, blame it on the United States.

Last week poor figures were posted for the January sales. Retail sales fell across the European Union last year, but the reduction is largest in Belgium. Spending by the public at large has a big impact on the economy as a whole. The tumbling figures suggest that the European economic slow down is worse than anticipated.

Brussels to ban Patio Heaters....hey it's Global Warming!

Freezing smokers, thrown out of pubs thanks to the smoking ban, have taken to huddling by outdoor heaters. Obviously, it's time to ban those.
A vote in Brussels today is expected to call on the European Commission to abolish the heaters to help to tackle climate change. Such a move could cost the pub and catering trade dear.
Pubs spent about £85 million on patio heaters after the smoking ban was introduced last year. Besides forcing smokers into the cold there is concern that a ban on patio heaters could bring a significant cash loss to pubs, cafés and restaurants.

Here's a thought: If you want to build a movement against climate change, it's probably best not to make a nation of smokers desperate for a bit of global warming. I think Brussels must be afraid of the competition for producing 'Hot Air'?......Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. STORY IN THE TIMES