Showing posts with label topless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label topless. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Topless tobogganing....my vote for the next Olympic sport!

Women were nipping out to compete for a topless tobogganing tournament in Germany.

While the stars of the Winter Olympics busy themselves competing in so-called 'proper sports' (and figure skating), 30 male and female competitors, clad only in underwear, bounced their way down a 100 metre track on sledges to the approval of huge crowds. More than 14,000 spectators turned out to watch the eye-popping event where 30 male and female competitors bounced along a 100 metre track on sledges.

It was very cold and because of that, some of those girls would definitely have had a bit of an advantage in a photo finish.

Why is this not an Olympic sport?....imagine the TV ratings?

The event came after officials in another German town tried to put a stop to Germany's first ever topless tobogganing championships, after the mayor said he was 'offended' by the spectacle.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The 2010 Girls of Ryanair Calendar

The low cost Irish airline Ryanair gives the word "take-off" new meaning with its racy annual 2010 "Girls of Ryanair Calendar, for about $15 via ryanaircalendar.com.

The girls do a good job, but Ukrainian airline Wind Rose has stolen their idea, and made their own calendar with much hotter chicks......pictured here.

About 800 of the 4,000 employees "volunteered" to put forth their sexiest poses to be among "the girls of Ryanair." All sales benefit a children's nonprofit, so if your wife gets angry, say it's for charity.





Ukranian Wind Rose Airlines 2010 Sexy Stewardess Calender

I’d never heard of the Ukranian Airline Wind Rose.....who knew they even had planes that fly.
This must be where all those Russian mail order brides come from.

I haven't seen anything close to this on the airlines flying transatlantic, just a bitter bunch of senior stewardesses pissed off at the bad career choice they made to be a waitress at 30,000 feet. Entire Calendar here

I’m guessing the Kiev company got the idea after seeing the Ryanair Cabin Crew Calendar.
This should give you a reason to go to the Ukraine...even if you didn't have one before.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Monday, December 07, 2009

Pete Rose girlfriend Kiana Kim to pose nude for Playboy

Pete Rose Has a Girlfriend with a Marketing Degree From Arizona State and Gigantic Funbags......and I know you're all thinking..... Arizona State gives out degrees now???? But just think of that Pete Rose patented head first slide into those funbags.
A couple months ago, my favorite Hall of Fame banned, gambling, baseball player/manager Pete Rose showed up to the Arreola-Klitchko fight with a gorgeous Asian bombshell on his arm that turns out was his girlfriend. Now she's going to pose for Playboy.

Yeah, not only is she a few years younger than him (about 40 to be exact), but she also has brains and business savvy to boot. The question is what is she doing with a dumb ass like him?

Her name is Kiana Kim. She was born in Seoul, South Korea, and moved here when she was 5. She has a degree in marketing from Arizona State University. She owns a hair salon and hopes to become the host of a TV show. Shocking that she wants to be a TV show host. I’m sure she’s super intelligent, but no one takes her serious. That Playboy shoot should clear everything up, though.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Tiger Woods mistress #4 pictures...Jaime Jungers

Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress.

This one is Jaime Jungers..... and like Rachel Uchitel and several other Woods’ extramarital squeezes, is from Las Vegas. Where Tiger’s concerned, what happens in Vegas, hasn't been staying in Vegas.
Mistress #5 ....... Mindy Lawton was in the London Sun this morning, and Tiger must have been slummin to be bumpin uglies with this chick, because this is pure trailer trash. I won't even bother with the pictures. Mindy, a curvy 36C, was single and working as a £25,000 a year manager at the Perkins restaurant near Woods' mansion in Isleworth, near Orlando, Florida when she first met him.
Some good copy though..."Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough.
"He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on." She said: "I realise now all he wanted me for was sex. The only time he would call was when he wanted it.
"Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."

Friday, December 04, 2009

Double fault... Serena Williams slips out of her bathing suit

Messing around in the sea on a Barbados beach yesterday, Serena Williams goes topless when she suffered an embarrassing slip-up when her strapless swimsuit rolled down? I'm not even sure those honkers are worth lookin at....but more pics in THE DAILY MAIL

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Tiger's going to give us a fun ride


If you’re anything like me, you were probably wondering when a Chinese CG mock-up of the Tiger Woods car crash would surface. Well, your wait is over......The Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car crash is here for your viewing pleasure.


For those who don't know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (for the moment...), is one, of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…

Elin and her twin sister Josephin met Tiger at the 2001 British Open while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.

Here's what Jesper has to say about all that..."I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."


I wonder if Gary McCord or David Feherty will be able to hold it back this year on golf broadcasts.

Advice to married celebs - when you're about to stick it in the waitress, ask, "Will my kids read about this on the Internet some day?"

Some of the better ones I've heard so far.....
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

"Put a Tiger in Your Skank."

Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger

and the TIGER WOODS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD

Meanwhile......bikini-clad MJ Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is camped outside Tiger Woods’ Isleworth community in Orlando.
Her sign says: “Tiger - They offered me $500,000 - I’m keeping my mouth shut!” I'm sure his neighbors are thrilled.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Go Mikey, Go!!!

Dallas Stars center Mike Modano's pop princess/Dancing with the Stars contestant wife, Willa Ford, has a video out.

Don't be fazed when people tell you that they've boxed the clown to naked pictures of your wife (NSFW - duh). But Mikey should be used to it. Part of being a rich famous athlete is getting to date, or marry the kind of chicks who can make careers out of being masturbation fodder. It comes with territory.

Rachel Uchitel Pictures.....Tigers little floozy

Before his car accident, Tiger Woods argued with his wife about reports by the National Enquirer that he had an affair with notorious floozy, Rachel Uchitel. Evidently Tiger took a Mulligan on his wedding vows to Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren.
If your husband is in a car accident wouldn’t your first reaction be to open a door?.... Not smash the back window open for no reason unless the car was on fire or something.
Elin is a crazy crazy bitch.
She must be awesome in the sack.

The National Enquirer reports that Racheal Uchitel, a 34-year old "New York party girl", has been the subject of Tiger's dalliances......and by the looks of these pictures i'd say party girl is the right adjective.

But if you're worth say, $500 million or so, you should be allowed to have a few 'wives'.



Sunday, November 01, 2009

Layla Kiffen to pose for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?

For a short time, it was believed that Tennessee First Lady Layla Kiffin would be posing for the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Evidently reported by the Sports Animal radio station in Knoxville, after these pictures surfaced of her tailgating befor the UCLA game. ahhhhh not true.

In the minutes after he was hired at Tennessee, Lane Kiffin's wife, Layla, shot to the forefront of Google search results.....not to mention the thousands of people who joined the Facebook group, Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife. There is finally a Tennessee fan that can not wear a bra and pull it off.


Monday, March 31, 2008

Victory for topless bathers!!!

Women in Copenhagen have won the right to swim and walk around topless in public pools. Any politician voting against it was threatened with execution.

Frank Hedegaard, of the Socialist People's Party, said: "I cannot understand what some people find so offensive about women's breasts." Right on Frank, it's always been a mystery to me too.

There should be a law passed to make Ted Kennedy keep a shirt on though, so we don't have to look at the manboobs.