Tiger's going to give us a fun ride

If you’re anything like me, you were probably wondering when a Chinese CG mock-up of the Tiger Woods car crash would surface. Well, your wait is over......The Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car crash is here for your viewing pleasure.


For those who don't know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (for the moment...), is one, of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…

Elin and her twin sister Josephin met Tiger at the 2001 British Open while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.

Here's what Jesper has to say about all that..."I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."


I wonder if Gary McCord or David Feherty will be able to hold it back this year on golf broadcasts.

Advice to married celebs - when you're about to stick it in the waitress, ask, "Will my kids read about this on the Internet some day?"

Some of the better ones I've heard so far.....
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

"Put a Tiger in Your Skank."

Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger

and the TIGER WOODS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD

Meanwhile......bikini-clad MJ Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is camped outside Tiger Woods’ Isleworth community in Orlando.
Her sign says: “Tiger - They offered me $500,000 - I’m keeping my mouth shut!” I'm sure his neighbors are thrilled.

Golf just got a lot more interesting......

Gee....anybody searching for naked pictures of Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren, or his two 'latest' tournament skanks, Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel?

This is a small blog, but in the last few days it has gone from 4-5000 hits a day to 25,000 plus. Are you guys that hungry for a few pics.

The best I can do on the naked ones are of a look alike of Tiger's wife. I posted some of attention whore number 1, Rachel Uchitel a few days ago. Jaime Grubbs pictures are posted below.

Young, Rich, and Famous doesn’t mix for any married dude….. Jeter is the only athlete who seems to understand this shit! Eventually you cave after these bitches are throwing themselves all over you. He was probably chillin for about 2 years, then just said to hell with it.

Meanwhile a new party slut seems to be popping up every day now.

OK. We finally appear to have gotten to a chick in the 9-10 range. I’ll have to inspect further, but I think the story is a lot more believable now just based on the quality of the third woman. There are allegations that he banged another chick in Vegas - Kalika Moquin, (above), who is something of an “it” girl in Sin City.

Here’s an email Tiger allegedly sent to Uchitel, obtained by Us Weekly:
“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” he allegedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f - - -ed by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien.”
Hear Tiger Panic to Mistress: “My Wife Be Calling You” [Us Weekly]Tiger had paws all over me [NY Post]