And people think that rednecks have no sense of political humor!

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This is the pulloff at SR 61 and Adamsdale Road in Pennsylvania

The deer was hit there.
The couch was dumped there previously.
Day two the deer was on the couch.
Day three the end table and lamp showed up.
Day four the TV and TV stand showed up.

The Trooper had to call PENN DOT and wait because of all the people stopping to take pictures. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE SIGN.

The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads,

"Sorry Hunters. Obama ruined healthcare.
We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience.

Stayed home.
Sorry, the deer."
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A Merry Redneck Christmas to you

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer. Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care, And therefore there was a foul stench in the air. That Bubba got scared And rousted the boys. There was Rufus, 12; Jim Bob was 11; Dud goin' on 10; Otis was 7. John, George and Chucky Were 5, 4, and 3: The twins were both girls So they let them be.

They jumped in their overalls, No need for a shirt, Threw a hat on each head, Then turned with a jerk. They ran to the gun rack That hung on the wall. There were 17 shotguns; They grabbed them all. Bubba said to the young'uns, "Now hesh up ya'll! The last thing we wanna do Is wake up yer Maw."Maw was expecting And needed her sleep, So out they crept out the door Without making a peep.

They all looked around, and then they all spit. The young'uns asked Bubba, "Paw, what is it?"Bubba just stared; He could not say a word. This was just like all of The stories he'd heard. It was Santy Claus on the roof, Darn tootin' But the boys didn't know; They was about to start shootin'! They aimed their shotguns and nearly made a mistake. That would have resulted in venison steak. Bubba hollered out, "Don't shoot, boys!"That's Santy Claus And he's brought us some toys.

The dogs were a-barkin' And a-raisin' cain, And Bubba whistled, and shouted, And called them by name. "Down, Spot! Shut up Bullet! Quiet, Pete and Roscoe! Git, Turnip and Tater and Sam and Bosco!"" Git down from that porch! Git down off that wall! Quit shakin the trailer, Or you'll make Santy fall! "The dogs kept a-barkin' And wouldn't shut up,And they trampled poor Pete Who was only a pup.

Santy opened his bag, And threw out some toys. Bubba got most, But left a few for the boys. Since the guns had been dropped. He just might not die. He jumped in his sleigh, Told his reindeer to hurry. The trailer started to wobble Santa started to worry. Just as the reindeer Got into the air, The trailer collapsed, But Bubba didn't care.

He was busy lookin' At all his new toys. Then a thought hit him, And he said to the boys: "Go check on yer Maw, Make sure she's all right. That roof fallin' on her Could-a hurt just a might." But Maw was OK, And the girls were too. They fixed up the trailer; It looked good as new.

And as for Bubba, He liked Old St. Nick, But Santa thought Bubba Was a pure-in-tee hick! Bubba had a nice Christmas, And the boys did, too. And we wish A Merry Christmas to you!

Drunk driving on a barstool....they call it Wednesday in Ohio

Some MacGyver-esque drunkard in Ohio is facing DUI charges after crashing a bar stool he was driving -- HE WAS DRIVING!. Reminds me of my favorite redneck joke.
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Bubba, hold my beer...and watch this!

Cops arrived to the scene around 5:41 PM on March 4, arrested the guy, and filed a police report ... here are the highlights ... it's classic.

"Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured."

"Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached."

"At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle's eye's [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance."

"I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, 'I wrecked my bar stool.'"

"I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, 'a lot.'"

"I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, 'yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.'"

Wygle, who has undoubtedly become a cult hero in frat houses across the country, pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

Submitted by Scott, who happens to be from Ohio. I hope none of those redneck poster people in the video are your relatives.....

Watching the Growth of Walmart Across America

Pretty amazing flow chart of how Walmart evolved. It started rather slow, and then spread like an Ebola virus across the country. click the link

Peanut Butter Moon Pie.....feel the cholesteral!

Don't worry...it comes with a salmonella warning
Chattanooga Bakery, maker of the MoonPie marshmallow sandwich, has launched MoonPie Peanut Butter, its first product launch in decades.
The product touts a "creamy peanut butter filling, a crunchier, chocolate-flavoured cookie and a chocolaty coating on the outside", the US firm said today.
"We're really excited to be launching some truly new and different items under the proven MoonPie trademark," said Tory Johnston, vice president of marketing. "For over 90 years, we've stayed true to our original design - soft cookies with marshmallow filling. After extensive research, consumers seemed excited to try new items from us - peanut butter is first, and there are several other new ideas in R&D now."


If you're looking for the latest vacation hotspot....Every year on the third Saturday in June, the redneck little town of Bell Buckle, Tennessee springs to life for the annual RC Cola and Moon Pie Festival.

Top Ten Country Western Songs of All Time

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
09. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'..
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer..

And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

Hey Village, we found your idiot

Drunk drivers aren't the smartest people but this lady takes the cake. This idiot goes out, gets wasted and decides to get behind the wheel.As she’s driving home, she decides to call the cops and ask them to follow her home because she’s too drunk to drive.