All black people must leave this WALMART now!...it must be Black Friday!

Your daily racist WTF? Yep, apparently youse people need to get the hell out of their stores and go the f*ck back to Africa as John Turturro suggested back in the movie Do The Right Thing.

A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

Did youse people think you could get away with making jokes about us White folks n'em having pancake asses and being horrible dancers without consequences. Uh-huh, I see how youse people laugh at the pics of us on peopleofwalmart.com

I'm guessing it's two caucasian females that work for Commander Hopenchange.

Black Barbie Doll Cheaper Than White Barbie Doll at Wal-Mart

Check out the price difference between the Ghetto Barbies and the White Trash ones. The White Trash Barbie, commands almost double the price! Who says Barbie dolls don’t supply young girls with a realistic portrayal of womanhood? Walmart's in a bit of trouble after some of their Rhodes scholars in the marketing department decided this would be a good idea.

Basic economics people....the Ghetto Barbies are on “clearance” because nobody wants them. Simple business economics. Not even Tiger Woods wanted any of them, all his Barbies were/are white!

I think they missed the boat when they made the black Barbie. It should look to be about 200+ complete with prison tats, gold teeth, and a tank top 4 sizes too small with no bra...and shoes that make her feet look like she's bakin bread down there. Had they done that during the design phase, they could charge an even higher price.

Walmart prostitutes now on sale in Amsterdam

The recession is hurting Amsterdam's prostitutes so badly that they have been forced to cut rates...... they are turning into mini Wal-Marts. You see.....this recession is not all bad. The law of unintended consequences strikes again!

Prostitutes in Amsterdam’s red-light district are complaining that the World Economic Downturn is so bad that many hookers are discounting their services just to make ends meet, which makes it harder for all the other girls to make a living:
“Some of the girls are now doing it for 30 euros. My price is still 50 euros, but the men are playing us off against each other. Some want to pay only 20 euros,” she said.

Twenty-six-year-old Oxana, who shares Eva’s window, says her income has halved in six months while her window rent went up 25 percent in January.
On a “good day” she sees six clients but sometimes only one — at 50 euros per visitor not enough to cover her half of the 150 euro daily rent.
“But I can’t do it for 20 or 30 euros like some of the others. That is not money.”

Just another reason you gotta love Walmart

A 30-year-old Northern California woman had an original approach to keeping teenage boys away from her daughter. Have sex with them! Slight problem though, the boys were minors. The bumpin uglies took place in a Walmart parking lot, which is pretty much all the backround you need for this story.

Deborah Towe faces 11 felony counts, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose.

The boys were 15 and 16 years old.

Police in Anderson, about 150 miles north of Sacramento, began investigating in April after two girls from a local middle school reported that a friend's mother was having sex with boys.

In a 48-page report released this week, Towe told police she was protecting her daughter by diverting the boys' attention to herself.
She denied the charges during an appearance Wednesday in Shasta County Superior Court. Towe remains jailed, with her bond set at $250,000.

At first, Towe denied having sex with the boys, but later she tearfully confessed that she never meant to hurt anybody. Towe admitted that she enjoyed the attention she received from the boys. When an officer said, “You must have felt pretty attractive,” Towe replied, “I did, I felt young, I missed all those years.” Towe said she set her sights on the boys to protect her daughter from their affections. Maybe I’m what you’d call old-fashioned, but one way would have been to talk with your daughter about boys instead of banging them you stupid skanky-ass MILF wannabe.

Deborah Towe is charged with 11 felonies, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose. Her bail was set at $250,000.

You Know the Economy is bad when.......

Yippee-ki-yay, Wal-Mart Shopper!”

Watching the Growth of Walmart Across America

Pretty amazing flow chart of how Walmart evolved. It started rather slow, and then spread like an Ebola virus across the country. click the link

Smiley at a Walmart

I have never seen an ass anywhere near that nice at Walmart. You might want to doubleclick the picture to get a closer look if you can't see what I'm talking about.