Showing posts with label micheal jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label micheal jackson. Show all posts

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Sammy Sosa is the new Micheal Jackson

I've heard that TV Land is doing a Munsters remake. Sosa is the leading candidate for Eddie Munster.

Since retired baseball player Sammy Sosa revealed his new complexion and then attributed it to a cream, debate has not stopped.

Video here: Former basketball forward and colorful sports commentator Charles Barkley added his voice to the discussion during a TNT doubleheader on Thursday night.After showing a quick picture of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin, the cast cut to the split image we've all come to know..... Sosa before and after his skin-color change.

Things got funnier, as Barkley and cast tried to visualize what it would look like if both colleague Kenny Smith and Barkley were to turn white. Once the altered images disappeared, Smith rambunctiously yells, "Say it loud, Chuck... I'm black and I'm proud."

Barkley is then shown with a makeup artist applying white makeup to his face while he asks, "If I become white, am I allowed to eat chicken, hamhocks and neck bones?" As Smith guffaws Barkley continues: "Seriously, I love chitlin's.... I'm telling y'all, though, if I was white for a couple of minutes, I'd be missing some chitlin's and hamhocks already. What about honey buns and grape and coke?

Then they switch to a clip of Sosa done up like the infamous joker, red lips in tow. Barkley ends with: Sammy Sosa, you know I got love for you, man, Stop it! Stop It, Sammy Sosa! Are you kidding me?

Monday, June 29, 2009

I only have eyes for "me"

USA Today has a statement from actress Elizabeth Taylor on the death of Michael Jackson. Here it is in full.

My heart . . . my mind . . . are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can't imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together. I was packing up my clothes to go to London for his opening when I heard the news. I still can't believe it. I don't want to believe it. It can't be so.

He will live in my heart forever but it's not enough. My life feels so empty. I don't think anyone knew how much we loved each other. The purest most giving love I've ever known. Oh God! I'm going to miss him. I can't yet imagine life with out [sic] him. But I guess with God's help . . . I'll learn. I keep looking at the photo he gave me of himself, which says, "To my true love Elizabeth, I love you forever." And, I will love HIM forever.

That's 162 words and 23 references to herself (excluding the first-person plural). She must've seen something of herself in him.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Micheal Jackson dead at 50 in Los Angeles

A bus full of tourists thought they were driving up a fancy street to look at Michael Jackson's front gate. Instead, they witnessed the last moments of Michael Jackson's life.

Am I a going to hell for not giving a shit about this? Michael Jackson was a child molester in addition to being just a world class weirdo who inflicted himself on the rest of the planet.

Ed McMahon, Micheal....who's going to be number 3?

UPDATE....I guess Micheal was number 3.
I missed this earlier in the day, Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Whatever happened to Micheal Jackson?

His surgery went a bit too far, I found him dancing in the metro yesterday. It doesn't get any better than this!