Never seems to fail with liberals… Punish successful people and companies… reward the failures lazy and stupid. Perfect example of how all of liberalism is a failure.
FOX News.....call your doctor! Because the erection you currently have is going to last a lot longer than four hours.
Now that they've all been basically booted out of politics.....look for the Kennedy's (the poster children for rehab) on the motivational tour circuit, in a van, down by the river,......sponsored by Jameson.
At least the folks at PETA can stop protesting these turbines now that they can’t kill bats.
Minnesota has cold weather? Who knew? So cold, that the windmills won't turn. KSTP TV calls the wind turbines "no-spin zones." Now they are actually going to heat the fluid, to make the windmills turn. The fact that taxpayer-subsidized green energy zealots would burn fuel to make a windmill turn should embarrass them.... But you know it won't.
Why don't they hook them up to giant hamster like tread mills and let fat people take turns powering them? Every Minnesotan knows that they gain weight during the winter and hide under layers of clothes. This way we'd have a leaner society as well as it being energy efficient.
How can anyone be against this? This sounds like an incredible and efficient Obama job program and there are no birds being killed during the periods when the turbines are at rest.
ABC has a new animated comdy series from Mike Judge called the "The Goode Family". It’s basically “King of the Hill” but with liberal douchebags instead of regular folk. A synopsis of the premise:
True to their name, the Goodes are an infuriatingly smug and self-righteous bunch: a nuclear family that’s hell-bent on maintaining the world’s smallest footprint. Gerald and Helen Goode drive a hybrid and live by the tenet WWAGD (“What would Al Gore do?”). They’ve named their adopted African son Ubuntu (in a mix-up, he turned out to be white South African). They feed their pet vegan dog food (he sneaks out at night to eat woodland creatures).
Sounds funny, and spot-on to me as it lampoons the libtards....so it probably won't last a month.
A Web site called EarthHour.org urges global warmists to "VOTE EARTH BY SWITCHING OFF YOUR LIGHTS FOR ONE HOUR" starting at 8:30 p.m. tomorrow. I am tempted to make fun of this, actually, I make fun of it all the time, but then I remembered what President Chucklehead said about cynics who fail to understand that the ground has shifted beneath them. So instead of being consumed by the stale political argument that this protest is silly, I'm going to do something positive: organize a counterprotest.
If you are against global-warming hysteria, high taxes, socialized medicine and a weak foreign policy, Sunday is your day. Show how you feel about the issues by turning on your lights in the evening and leaving them on until you go to bed. When you cruise up to that stoplight in your Hummer.....make sure you rev the engine and enjoy the icy stares of those moonbat global warming pricks. As Monty Python would have it, add some more CO2 and make sure to "fart in their general direction". If you go out for a drive after dark, make sure you turn your headlights on bright on too.
Granted, the EarthHour people have a head start on us. They started planning this months ago, whereas I'm giving you all of 24 hours notice. Yet I think the outlook is bright for this effort. Tell your friends, tell them to tell their friends, and so on, and maybe millions of people across the country will turn their lights on Sunday night.
If no one will listen to the silent majority, let's at least make sure they see us. So, just like the folks at Motel 6, I’ll leave all my lights on for you.
Lefty Foes Attempt to Bankrupt Palin Family Since Alaska governor Sarah Palin was named John McCain's running mate, her foes and various Alaskan liberals have begun a new exercise, attempting to bankrupt the Palin family through legal fees, by filing endless ethics complaints against her.
In her term, ten ethics complaints and 150 FOIA requests have been filed. (One of the complaints, about improperly firing her state public-safety commissioner, predates her national prominence.)
While holding elected officials accountable is laudable, most of the matters are beyond trivial. One of the complaints against her was for talking to reporters about the presidential campaign while she was in the governor's office. Another objected to her office press secretary offering a statement to clarify a statement put out by her political action committee. The latest complaint is that Palin wore snow-machine gear advertising her husband Todd's sponsor, Arctic Cat Inc, while "in her official duties as governor" when she served as the "official starter" of the race. Palin owes $500,000 in legal fees, almost four times her annual salary. She says she may be forced to create a legal defense fund.
The moonbats are not limited to the United States....Canada has their fair share too.
After the great one opened his road show by welcoming the Canadians to Iowa...instead of Ottawa....(Must be one of those 57 states) it made no difference to the audience of koolaid drinkers camped out in the tropical heat of Ottawa since four in the morning, so they could get a ten second wave at a passing car.
Have we all taken leave of our senses? The CBC interviewed some lunatic woman who gravely informed us that, with the election of Barack Obama, she now knew that “everything was going to be okay.” A sign in the crowd read “First God, then Obama,” which was positively restrained compared to some of the comments one overheard. And I don’t just mean from the reporters.
And to top it off there was barely any coverage in the American media acknowledging that Obama was even here. Read more at Dust my Broom
President Vaclav Klaus, a well-known skeptic about grand ideas for the European Union, on Thursday indirectly compared the union to the former Soviet Union, saying that there was a similar uniformity of thought.
There is an “uncriticizable assumption that there is only one possible and correct future of the European integration,” he told the European Parliament in Brussels. “Those who dare thinking about a different option are labeled enemies.” .......would that be kind of like Al Gore and the global warming moonbats.
He said that people in Eastern Europe had “lived in a political system that permitted no alternatives” and that “with no opposition, there is no freedom.” He declined to say whether he would sign the Lisbon Treaty, which would create a permanent European president and foreign minister.
For a great read on this topic check the Belmont Club