Nora's a pin-up - at 102!

There has to be a limit to this stuff....and please nobody ask me for pictures, they're is only so far i'll go.

ALE be damned - 102-year-old pensioner Nora Hardwick poses topless and becomes one of the oldest women ever to appear in a nude calendar.
The former-councillor, from Lincolnshire, became Miss November to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.

Pub regular Nora - who covered her chest with a strategically-placed scarf - downed a small glass of whiskey before getting her kit off. "They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age I just don't have the model body to be taking it all off," she said. "It was all very tastefully done. You couldn't see any of my bits or anything."
She told us: "I'd never done anything like it before - and I doubt I will again.
"I just thought 'go for it' and I'm so glad I did!"

Mrs Hardwick, who already has two great-great grandchildren, said her own children Maureen, 80, Janice, 74 and Robert, 62, had been very supportive.
Calendars will be available at £6 each

RYANAIR Calender Pictures

It went over so well so well the first time, you're back for more?

THE MONTHLY PICTURES

Thank you for your interest in the slightest chance you may see some skin.

Glad to see you guys are interested in anything that has a hint of free porn. According to web stats I average about 5-600 hits a day for readers of this blog. If you look at the last line of the previous post on the Wall Street Journal, I'm assuming you didn't bother to READ that, because it had no pictures....... Slate editor Jacob Weisberg says: It's all "pornography of one kind or another." Nothing could be more true!

Yesterday, with the post on Ryanair and the nude calender, my hits shot up to 2777, with it already at 500+ when I got up this morning. Checking my search engine stats, practically any variation of the word "nude" led new readers to the blog.

I want to thank you all for your perverted interests, come to Brussels and join the STUDS, try the Belgian beer, frites, and chocolate, you'll fit right in. We throw in the daily comedy adventures of one the most dysfunctional governments the world has ever seen....free of charge!

The girls of Ryanair

The Ryanair Calendar is now on sale onboard all Ryanair flights starting Saturday November 17th, with all proceeds benefiting charity Angels Quest, which provides respite care for children with special needs.

I have some special needs of my own, my wife calls it charity work too.

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has revealed his latest wheeze to squeeze a bit more cash out of his customers, though this time the proceeds will go to charity, rather than straight to his bottom line.

My immediate reaction was to wonder whether O’Leary was trying to encourage his cabin crew to wear clothes less regularly, in order to save ‘wear and tear’ costs. But apparently the plan is to raise money for children’s charity Angels Quest. So although it may sound like the kind of exploitative misogynist stunt that would antagonise feminists everywhere..... never mind, I'm sure it will anyway.

Unfortunately I haven’t had the chance to peruse the calendar, so I'm unable to judge whether it provides good value for money. But judging by Ryanair’s typical mark-up on a Kit-Kat, I'm guessing that it might be cheaper to head down to your local library and pick up a Maxim instead…"We are seriously considering making that the new inflight uniform," leers the Ryanair boss, who's planning to sell 15,000 copies at €5 a pop for a children's charity. O'Leary hints the airline's forthcoming charitable work may also include "a sneak preview of the Aer Lingus 2009 calendar with some granny in a swimsuit".

Ryanair Nude Calender

Okay, so the idea isn't uber-original. Back in 2006 there were some United flight attendants who posed for a sexy calendar in order to compensate their loss of pension. And a couple of years earlier even Delta stewardess Ellen Simonetti AKA QueenOfSky was fired for a *cough* racy shoot inside a Delta plane.
A Dutch newspaper says Ryanair cabin staff have posed in the nude for a 2008 calendar. It is only available for sale at the moment on flights. O'Leary never misses a chance to make another buck......although he claims proceeds will be for some kids fund

The Girls of Ryanair Pictures

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