X-Rated Anthems sinks England

"Football fan websites in Croatia want a medal for the British singer whose X-rated rendition of the country's national anthem apparently helped the team to beat England. Opera singer Tony Henry mis-pronounced a key line in the national anthem before Wednesday's match and sang 'my penis is a mountain' to the delight of the Croat players."

The anthem is written in the old Croat style. Instead of singing "Mila kuda si planina", which translates "You know my dear how we love your mountains", he sang "Mila kura si planina" - "My dear, my penis is a mountain".....maybe their was some truth to that?
Croatian players Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric were seen grinning at each other when they heard the mistake, and fans said it relaxed the team and helped them to their 3-2 victory. TELEGRAPH

Nora's a pin-up - at 102!

There has to be a limit to this stuff....and please nobody ask me for pictures, they're is only so far i'll go.

ALE be damned - 102-year-old pensioner Nora Hardwick poses topless and becomes one of the oldest women ever to appear in a nude calendar.
The former-councillor, from Lincolnshire, became Miss November to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.

Pub regular Nora - who covered her chest with a strategically-placed scarf - downed a small glass of whiskey before getting her kit off. "They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age I just don't have the model body to be taking it all off," she said. "It was all very tastefully done. You couldn't see any of my bits or anything."
She told us: "I'd never done anything like it before - and I doubt I will again.
"I just thought 'go for it' and I'm so glad I did!"

Mrs Hardwick, who already has two great-great grandchildren, said her own children Maureen, 80, Janice, 74 and Robert, 62, had been very supportive.
Calendars will be available at £6 each

British resort to DIY teeth pulling

Don't you love socialised medicine?

Such is the shortage of state-funded dentists that one in 20 patients has resorted to DIY treatment, in some cases pulling out their own teeth.

Anthony Halperin, chairman of the Patients' Association and a dentist himself, said: "It's simply astonishing in this day and age that we have people pulling their own teeth out.

According to the Government’s own estimate, more than 2 million people who wish to access NHS dental care are unable to do so. READ MORE

UK invaded by Rednecks

Evidently some American Rednecks have settled in England
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