Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's

Tiger Woods has jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Not nearly as hot after she got busted for DUI last year. (picture below) No naked photos of Alyse Lahti yet, like the ones that were posted of Elin Nordegren.

To ease the pain Elin shelled out 12 million of Tiger's money for a new 17,000 square foot pad in Jupiter, Florida.

Tiger's 'transgressions' from left to right, top row: Jaimee Grubbs, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton. Bottom row: Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel, and Joslyn James.

Lindsey Vonn makes fun of Tiger woods

Like millions of Americans, Vonn can't help poking fun at Woods' staged apology event. When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, "They're like, 'Yeah, you're awesome, you go have that sex.' " The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods' podium, blue backdrop and all. "There's something you don't know about me," Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. "Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem." More laughter. "That would be freaking funny."Read more:

There may be naked pictures of Tiger Woods out there and Elin is moving to Sweden

FOX NEWS reports today that Playgirl confirmed they received an offer to purchase naked male photos, purported to be of the controversial sports star.

Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio: “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level’. Our lawyers are currently going over them, the entire package.” The entire PACKAGE???

Meanwhile FOX NEWS reports that Nordegren is planning to move back to Sweden into this two million dollar house on an island (accesible by ferry) she bought with her sister about two weeks ago. You know....the twin sister Josefin....who I find out is a practicing attourney in London? Looks and brains.