Showing posts with label golfers wives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label golfers wives. Show all posts

Monday, March 21, 2011

Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's

Tiger Woods has jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Not nearly as hot after she got busted for DUI last year. (picture below) No naked photos of Alyse Lahti yet, like the ones that were posted of Elin Nordegren.



To ease the pain Elin shelled out 12 million of Tiger's money for a new 17,000 square foot pad in Jupiter, Florida.


Tiger's 'transgressions' from left to right, top row: Jaimee Grubbs, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton. Bottom row: Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel, and Joslyn James.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Tiger's Wood....porn flick to be released in January

With the announcement of Tiger Woods' reprieve from professional golf, in the wake of revelations that he had numerous mistresses, the pornography industry could not resist the temptation for a parody.

A porn flick of Tiger Wood’s X-rated escapades will be released in January, heaping yet more embarrassment on the golf superstar.
An adult film company made the tongue-in-cheek film – called Tiger’s Wood – with roles for jilted wife Elin Nordegren, celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordgren's nude pictures

This is a bit old but it's a yearly attempt to garner more readers by posting nude pictures of Tiger Woods' wife in order to garner more hits around Masters time.

For some great humour check out the new "Tiger's Back" Nike commercial.

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren wins a libel lawsuit over fake nude pictures. It's kind of a non-news story, but gives everyone an opportunity to drool over how hot Tiger Woods' wife is.
In September, 2006, The Dubliner published an article slamming the wives of U.S. golfers during the Ryder Cup, including Nordegren and the wives of golfers Chad Campbell, David Toms and Jim Furyk. The article, titled "Ryder Cup Filth for Dublin?" was accompanied by a faked nude photo of Nordegren and a claim that photos of her in 'sweaty poses' could be found on porn sites across the web.
The big quote was this: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites",
She has, however, been photographed in bikinis, like the one pictured above. She's a former model, after all. So I'm going to donate $100 to cancer research and run the following Elin bikini pic. And if you look at it, I ask that you donate $20 to the breast cancer-related charity of your choice. So close your eyes if you can't spare the money.
The nude photographs claimed to be of Nordegren actually depict Playboy magazine model Kim Hiott, and most are derived from the 2000 edition of Playboy's "Nudes" special edition. Don't fall all over yourself trying to get to them.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Tiger Woods' wife and the nude photos

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren wins a libel lawsuit over fake nude pictures. It's kind of a non-news story, but gives everyone an opportunity to drool over how hot Tiger Woods' wife is.
In September, 2006, The Dubliner published an article slamming the wives of U.S. golfers during the Ryder Cup, including Nordegren and the wives of golfers Chad Campbell, David Toms and Jim Furyk. The article, titled "Ryder Cup Filth for Dublin?" was accompanied by a faked nude photo of Nordegren and a claim that photos of her in 'sweaty poses' could be found on porn sites across the web.
The big quote was this: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites",

She has, however, been photographed in bikinis, like the one pictured above. She's a former model, after all. So I'm going to donate $100 to cancer research and run the following Elin bikini pic. And if you look at it, I ask that you donate $20 to the breast cancer-related charity of your choice. So close your eyes if you can't spare the money.
The nude photographs claimed to be of Nordegren actually depict Playboy magazine model Kim Hiott, and most are derived from the 2000 edition of Playboy's "Nudes" special edition. Don't fall all over yourself trying to get to them.