Send an ANTI-VALENTINE

Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.

Celebrate or commiserate by sending an anti-valentine.

How to ensure a Happy Valentines Day

If you came here looking for advice...try Google. The best thing I can tell you, is just remember what day it is....they have long memories when you forget this stuff. Watch the video if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Someecards....when you care enough.....to hit send. They're funny. but you might be better off going with the nookie flowers if you want a return present.
Since my wife works for a law firm...one of my favorite Valentines jokes. Truth is funnier than fiction.

A guy walks into a post office to see a middle-aged, balding man standing a the counter methodically placing "love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts on them. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays the envelopes.His curiosity gets the better of him, so he asks this man what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess Who?'""But why?" asks the now perplexed man."I'm a divorce lawyer." the man with the letters says with an evil grin.

And just because I know you don't get these commercials in the states... for Agent Provocatuer.....I'm going to give you another one even though it has nothing to do with Valentines Day. Because that's just the kind of guy I am. It does have something to do with Kylie Minougue though.

For The Girl Who Has Everything: Chocolate Pasties

Stumped for what to get your sweetheart for Valentine’s Day? Want a present which is sure to make an impression? Chocolate Pasties might be just the thing you’re looking for!

Taking edible undies a step further, a company called Gasworks, Inc. has come out with edible bras and panties.

Valentines Day

Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently
Websites like Match.com are gearing up for Valentine's Day by allowing sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.

What women think about their ass

In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per cent said they didn’t care..... they would have married him anyway.

Nothing says "You're Special" like a mass-produced sentiment written by someone else

Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-covered equivalent) on February 14th. If you hate these manufactured holidays as I do...here's some cards you wish you could send