My New Years resolution..I need a new wife!

Belgian lawyers inundated with divorce applications.
Many Belgian lawyers are being inundated with divorce applications. After the holidays many people have decided they don't fit together and are eager to make a fresh start. In the New Year many people make resolutions and want to set their life on a new course. Belgian lawyers say that there are two peak periods for divorce: just after the summer holidays and in the New Year.

New Years resoulutions in 2008

For those of you who are looking at exercising a bit more in 2008, I offer the following list of exercises I’ve developed throughout my life.

1) Beating around the bush
2) Jumping to conclusions
3) Climbing the walls
4) Swallowing my pride
5) Passing the buck
6) Throwing my weight around
7) Dragging my heels
Pushing my luck
9) Making mountains out of molehills
10) Hitting the nail on the head
11) Wading through paperwork
12) Bending over backwards
13) Jumping on the bandwagon
14) Balancing the books
15) Running around in circles
16) Tooting my own horn
17) Climbing the ladder of success
18) Pulling out the stops
19) Adding fuel to the fire
20) Opening a can of worms
21) Putting my foot in my mouth
22) Starting the ball rolling
23) Going over the edge
24) Picking up the pieces
Many if not most of these can be done while at work.
You’re welcome!