Showing posts with label motivation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label motivation. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on Ebay?


I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit," and now it seems I'm only an hour away from owning Obama and his entire cabinet....

Friday, May 02, 2008

What does success mean?

At the age of 3 it means not shitting in your pants.
At the age of 12 it means having friends.
At the age of 18 it means having a drivers license.
At the age of 20 it means having sex.
At the age of 35 it means having money.

At the age of 50 it means having money.
At the age of 60 it means having sex.
At the age of 70 it means having a drivers license.
At the age of 75 it means having friends.
At the age of 80 it means not shitting in your pants.