Showing posts with label mcdonalds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mcdonalds. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

911.....NUGGET EMERGENCY!!!

Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency."

Because is there really a greater American emergency than not being able to eat McNuggets exactly when you want to eat McNuggets?
You can never get enough of that unique blend of crazy they brew in Florida.

Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier--citing a McDonald's all sales are final policy--would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency.

If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report.

That logic, however, did not amuse the cops who cited her for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."

The McDonald's devotee is seen here in a mug shot snapped after a previous encounter (previous?) with police......pretty much exactly how you imagined it?.... ya, I thought so.

Monday, March 03, 2008

He's not Luvin it much.....

If you are a regular McDonalds eater you might want to hold a moment of silence. Paul Tilley, the creator of the I’m Loving It jingle has topped himself. He clearly was not getting enough love or something and decided to turn himself in mincemeat by jumping off a building. He leaves a wife and two kids behind. I’m sure they’ll feel better after a free Happy Meal.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

I'm Lovin It!

A Belgian tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer. The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him: "They don't serve BEER here, you moron!", to which the Belgian replied in astonishment, "My God, you mean you're here for the food!?"

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Get free Wifi with your Fat Ass

McDonald's has announced that its Belgium restaurants have chosen free-hotspot.com to offer FREE Wi-Fi in their restaurants.
Free-hotspot.com is the world’s largest network of free internet and provides ad-supported wireless internet access in hotels, cafes, restaurants, pubs, petrol stations and other public venues in 16 countries throughout Europe. To gain access to the free-hotspot.com's free wireless Internet service, users agree to watch an advertisement. Free-hotspot.com also operates a directory of free hotspots, which currently lists more than 16,000 free wireless internet locations worldwide serving to more than 300,000 people each month.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Do you want to lose some weight?...have plenty of spare underwear


There was a new diet drug and fat blocker released in the USA on Friday called ALLI that you can buy without a prescription. The drug actually comes with a warning that you might want to carry a spare pair of pants with you. Yes folks, we are talking severe anal leakage here.
Users attest to this on Alli's online message board through posts called "accident support group."

“Hurray for oily residue! Maybe now we can all quit worrying about our dependence on foreign oil. How much fat do I need to eat before I can be a self-sustaining Hummer owner? Helloooooo, Taco Bell!”