TESTEMAX.....the breakthrough drug for liberals

Stand by your plan....my apologies to Tammy Wynette

Hilary Clinton arrives with cigarettes for the starving Haitians

No...I'm not making that up

The night before her flight, Mrs. Clinton’s senior staff members prowled the aisles of supermarkets and drug stores buying bulk supplies of toothpaste, mustard, even cigarettes.

Hilary feasts on Belgian Chocolates

BRUSSELS: US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton confessed on a visit to Brussels on Friday to having a soft spot for Belgian chocolates, vowing to "ration" visits to resist the temptation.
"They're the best, they're' so delicious," Clinton told privately owned Belgian television channel RTL-TVI. "I was given samples from some of the leading chocolatiers in Belgium."

"I have to ration how many times I come to Belgium because I love chocolate and I can't eat too much of it."
The former First Lady and US presidential candidate was in Brussels Thursday and Friday for talks with NATO and EU officials as well as members of the Belgian government.

Two months into the new administration....and the Clinton lies have started. One look at Hilary's weebil ass, and we can see she has no intention of rationing chocolates. They're MINE!

Hillary Clinton Rewrites History in Front of Puzzled Europeans

Members of the European Parliament in Brussels were shaking their heads after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton incorrectly said U.S. democracy is older than Europe's.

Clinton compared Europe's multi-party political system to our two-party version: "It is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been around a lot longer than European democracy."
Europeans trace their Democratic tradition back thousands of years to the days of classical Greece. Later Secretary Clinton raised eyebrows again when she mispronounced the names of two of her EU counterparts.

Hilary Clinton ...Foot in Mouth #761

Hold onto your seats because I have some shocking news! Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has put her foot in her mouth and said something she regrets. Shocking, I know.
Hillary mentioned to a local rag in South Dakota that having the campaign go into June would be okay as both her husband's and Robert Kennedy's campaign went into June. That would be the same Robert Kennedy who was assassinated and the DNC in 1968. The web is buzzing, as are the MSM talking heads, over the hidden message that she is sticking around incase Obama (PBUH) gets whacked.

This rare lapse in judgment has Clinton stating she's not worried about the nomination for the Democrats because of the threat of an Assassination attempt on alleged front-runner Barack Obama. So yes, she's staying in the race because she believes her chance of winning rests on a crazy persons bullet. Or knife. Or poison. There's really so many choices.

Hilary landing under sniper fire

WE'VE GOT THE VIDEO! If it’s too dangerous for the president, send a comedian, a singer, and the First Lady.

OBAMA IS A "MAC DADDY"

There's nothing more entertaining than the US presidential race!
Did he actually say "...you nappy headed people..."? If that was preached in a White Church, the IRS, FBI, Secret Service, NAACP, and SPCA would be kicking down the doors. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

How it will feel if Hillary is elected President

Hilary Clinton's new Ring!

Where to find the cheapest gas in Belgium

Where can you find the cheapest gas in your area. Go to Carbu.be, and enter what type of gas you use, and what postal code you are looking for. It will then show you a list of stations and their price.

It's an old gas joke....



Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks.
They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if you had married him," he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I guess you'd be pumping gas and he would be the President."