Bill O'Reilly in full douchbag mode

Maybe the best rick roll ever...

Shakespeare was right...lets kill all the lawyers!

Douchebag of the Year
Let's say you are in a plane that is about to crash over New York City, but by the grace of God, your pilot manages to do something that hasn't been done on a commercial airliner before....... he manages to land the plane on water and everybody is safe.
What's your response? You wanna kiss the pilot and crew who pulled this off? Maybe reevaluate your life and think about what's really important?
I thought so......but not if you're an asswipe like Joe Hart......it's time for a lawsuit. The Joe Hart's of this world (Joe's a salesman for ING by the way) are exactly whats wrong with America. Before you read the next paragraph keep in mind that US Air has given each passenger $5000 for their "trouble".

Joe Hart, a salesman from Charlotte who suffered a bloody nose and bruises, says he “would like to be made whole for the incident.” It’s too soon after the accident to determine what emotional distress he has suffered, he says. “I want to see how things play out with US Airways,” he says. “I’m hopeful US Airways understands the significance of the incident.”

He hopes they understand the significance? I don't know what is more disgusting...the fact that only a large payday is going to make this douchebag whole again, or the fact that I'm sure the ambulance chasing lawyers are after each and every one of these passengers to do the same thing. I mean we should really be suing the geese here, right?.......seems to me they were at fault. And they were "Canadian Geese" so isn't that out of juristiction or something....sue Canada!

Dipshit....... you just survived a plane crash....... into the Hudson River...... In January. And you did so, because some guy you've never met ( Sully the pilot), and a crew, who probably gets paid a lot less than you do, decided to take responsibility for your life. If you don’t like the way they did it, why don’t you go take a long, cold swim and decide how you like the alternative. Christ... you hate to wish death on anybody, but we need this asswipes like this out of the gene pool.

Marcus Schrenker and his mistress

Just when you thought this guy couldn't be a bigger tool, the NY Post comes up with some video of Marcus and his new squeeze...dumping the wife and kids to jet off to Key West for some New Year's Eve nookie.

Meet Kelly Baker, the latest to gain 15 minutes of fame, as America's latest tramp of the week.

Now take another look at the picture below, and it just proves one of lifes little lessons. "No matter how good lookin they are....somebody, somewhere, is tired of puttin up with their shit."

Now we find out that when rescuers reached his crashed aircraft, they found "evidence (a cheat sheet) including a book of campsites in America missing its pages on Alabama and Florida, and a bullet-point list scribbled on the back of a book that read: 'cracked windshield, window imploded, bleeding profusely'." How did this guy ever fool anybody?

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