Showing posts with label dating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating. Show all posts

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Boobs for Belgium

Sending in pictures of your boobs to solve the political crisis in Belgium. Sounds like the best idea I've heard yet, and how can it be any worse than what these idiots have accomplished in the last year.
We will take direct submissions of boobs on this website for any reason.
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Friday, January 25, 2008

Belgium has serious sperm shortage!

Maybe the reason the Frenchies are coming to Brussels in the article below is to make a protien donation!
The situation is alarming in Brussels. French legislation limits the number of artificial inseminations that can be carried out. Sperm from one donor can only be used to inseminate 6 women. That takes care of my afternoon.

In addition sperm from a number of potential donors cannot be used because their sperm was frozen after they made their donation. In such cases the sperm cannot be used for insemination. Fertility clinics hope to tackle the shortage by launching several campaigns to encourage new sperm donors.
They already have waiting lists of women (yea , they always say that) that are awaiting treatment that are full to overflowing. Sperm will in future also be purchased abroad.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

From Brussels, with love (and cash) Your tax money at work.


Here's a new take on buying off a politician.... slip your hand in their pocket for once!

Some European officials who joined a matchmaking agency have apparently been targeted by suitors who were not after their hearts - but their cash.

Bernard van Pouche, a divorcee, says his own wallet has been cleared out more than once (more than once?...the power of the "other" brain) after he was courted by female newcomers to EuroSingles, but then found out he was left to foot the bill for all the wining and dining that followed.

Dumb enough to let it happen more than once, and dumber, to publicly admit it!