Perky cups coffee...I'll have a double D please

Officials said a bikini and the First Amendment provide enough coverage for a model advertising a suburban Denver coffee shop called Perky Cups. Aurora City Council member Molly Markert called the picture on the 10-by-20-foot banner "degrading to women," but she says it's legal.

Perky Cups owner Jason Bernal said people have come into the shop to complain, but one stayed to buy a burrito and coffee.

He said the sign has been great for business but he's not sure how long he'll leave it because of the complaints....he wants to be a good neighbor.

JACK SODA...Get jacked!

Jack Soda sends the kids hormones through the roof, as he has a rather busty babe open the bottle for him.

This is in the upcoming feature film Repo Men.
film's promotional site: www.theunioncares.com.

Wonderbra as a deadly weapon!

How do you pronounce Oklahoma?

The proper way to pronounce Oklahoma is “Okla…..homa” (there’s a pause between the A and the H)

JOBLESS women are getting BOOB jobs to get hired

Ahhhh the law of unintended consequences strikes again. You see...layoffs can be a good thing.

A spokeswoman for Transform said: “We have seen a strong increase in breast enlargements and a 37 per cent increase in non-surgical procedures.

“We’ve been in business for 30 years and we have found that recessions are times when people still want to look and feel good, especially in a competitive work place.

The end of the world as we know it

What a waste of a good thigh!

A Brazilian carnival queen famous for her skimpy attire is grabbing headlines again for painting President Barack Obama’s face on her body.
Viviane Castro paraded nearly nude early Saturday with the U.S. leader’s visage on her right thigh. Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva’s face was on her left thigh.

Castro’s stomach read “for sale” — a message she said represented the sale of Brazil’s Amazon to the U.S. Many here fear the U.S. wants to control the resource-rich region.
Castro appeared in last year’s Rio Carnival parade wearing nothing but a strategically placed piece of tape 1 1/2-inches long , violating a little-enforced nudity rule and drawing a penalty for her samba group.

British Women have the Biggest Boobs

BRITISH women have the biggest breasts in Europe, a survey revealed yesterday.
The poll for bra maker 'Triumph' found that more than half the women need a D cup or larger. Denmark was second on 50 per cent, then Holland with 36 per cent. Smallest were the Italians where 68 per cent had a size B.
The Swedes and the Swiss had the largest number of A cup sizes at 14 per cent.

Ok, 57% D-cups sounds good, but we need more data, like, what percentage of those are carrying around really fat arses? Cuz, for me, D-cups with a gigundo arse just ain't workin. Tree stump legs are also bad.

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