Miss Nude Belgium.....drives a bus!

If you have been staying awake at night lately wondering what on earth ever happened to Miss Nude Belgium 2009,.....She has been found. Audrey, who doesn't want her last name used is a tour bus driver. It turns out she gave up her life of porn and nude beauty contests in order to provide a better life for her 3 and 4 year old kids.

For the life of me i couldn't find a picture of the bus babe, so enjoy the video of Alizée Poulicek (Miss Belgium 2008) at the La Perla Lingerie Show in Liege.

In this tough job market, there may be no one with more job security than porn stars. Let’s face it, the porn industry is on the rise now that thousands upon thousands of men are out of work and sitting around bored at home. For those porn stars who are down on their luck (or sick of getting stuffed all day), it may be time to look elsewhere for work.

As long as “elsewhere” isn’t on a bus.

In the UK, a porn star has been threatened with the proverbial pink slip if she doesn’t quit her night job. The reigning ‘Miss Nude Belgium 2009′ recently passed all her exams to become a bus driver and had just started working when she was called to human resources to explain some racy photographs. Turns out, you can’t show your nips and drive people around town.

Miss Belgium Shows Her Goodies

What do you do if your reign as the most beautiful girl of a small country like Belgium is over? You basically wait for the offers to model tiny lingerie to roll in. And that is exactly what former Miss Belgium Alizee Poulicek did for La Perla. Finally a Miss Belgium we can be proud of. It's not naked, but it's almost better.

Miss Belgium doesn't speak Flemish!!

There is so much dysfunction in this country, that if Belgium were a family, child services would take the kids away.

Last night Miss Belgium was crowned in the the Flemish mecca of Antwerp.....

and horror of horrors...she doesn't speak Flemish! On a side note, 20-year-old Alizee Poulicek is from the Czech Republic, so forgive her for not even knowing what Flemish is.

Of course the 4000 classless Flemings of Antwerp managed to boo her at the presentation also, because she couldn't answer a question in Dutch.

The incident did not hurt her image with television viewers who voted for her, but Flemish journalists assailed her with questions at a press conference, highlighting her deficiencies in Flemish. Hey there you brilliant media types... don't you think if you are going to try and degrade someone, it might help to do it in a language they could understand? VIDEO

What idiot goes to a beauty pageant to hear these girls talk anyway? If I was the judge we have the swimsuit competition, a vote, and shows over folks, we're done in twenty minutes.

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On a side note, here is video of a fan who ran onstage to give Kelly Clarkson a kiss during her performance at the Miss Belgium Pageant. If the Flemish are hiring American Idol performers to perform at their pageants, I think that's about all you need to know about the amount of culture they possess.