Handjob during Alabama - LSU Game

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There are cheaper ways to kill yourself Marcus

Got to love this guy's can do attitude...Fake death, Check.
Suicide, on the list.
I'm sure we've all thought about faking our death at some point.....but in Alabama?.....c'mon Markus, that's just not cool.
Somewhere a shrink is salivating over the revenue they'll be able to produce with therapy for this dipshit's children.

Bottle of sleeping pills: $24.99

Razor blades: $2.49

Accessing a tall structure: $0.00

Handgun: $239.00

10-feet of rope: $16.99

Piper Malibu, Hotel room, Red Yamaha, Camping gear, Razor blades: $720,322.49

Front page of the New York Post: Priceless