The end of the world as we know it!

Scottish schools prevented thousands of students from making Father's Day cards at school because the administration was afraid that it might embarrass those students who live with single mothers and lesbians. Wait. What?

Are fathers held in such low regard that no issue is too small to merit throwing fathers under the bus? Is this how low the bar has sunk for cutting dads out of the picture? STORY

Sorry about the gratuitous picture.....you know I had to.

Scotland reveals stunningly dull new slogan

After six months of development and $282,000 spent on the project, Scotland has a new slogan:
"Welcome to Scotland" It's brilliant in its simplicity.

It not only makes me feel welcome, because it has the word *welcome* in the motto, it also lets me know what country I'm entering, which is great. The word *to* is a fantastic go-between word and more-than-adequately separates the words *Welcome* and *Scotland*. $282,000 to find this slogan is a bargain. I can only hope we in Belgium can come up with something equally as smart.

I've got it!! "Welcome to Belgium"! Make your check payable to Belgium STUDS

Sharon Stone for William Lawson Scotch

Evidently the guy is Belgian, which is setting all the women off.....and probably a few guys too.

So, this bird walks into a store…….

A seagull has turned shoplifter by wandering into a shop and helping itself to crisps.
The bird walks into the RS McColl newsagents in Aberdeen when the door is open and makes off with cheese Doritos.
The seagull, nicknamed Sam, has now become so popular that locals have started paying for his crisps. VIDEO