Belgian man has his penis bit off!

A quarrel during sex with his Thai girlfriend yesterday left a Belgian tourist with his manhood barely intact.

Eddy DeVelde, 56, had been living with a Thai girl at their Soi Buakhao apartment in the coastal resort of Pattaya for about a month but she became angry after learning that he had another lover.

She bit down on his penis, almost severing it.

DeVelde called friends and he was taken to Pattaya Memorial Hospital where doctors managed to save not only his penis but also his pride.

“We still don’t know the identity of the suspect or whether he wants her to be prosecuted,” police Lt Col Norwich Chulavanich said.

The victim’s penis was “severely bitten” but not severed from his body, he said.

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Mozart gets his Penis Amputated

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.
"I don't think so. That's all in his head."