Is Paris Hilton, like, ready to lead?

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Paris for president? “See you at the debates, Bitches,”

After getting indirectly dissed by John McCain in one of his campaign commercials, Paris has hit back with a pitch of her own.

Fine, Paris is a total airhead, but it’s quite scary how much political influence she wields. This whole thing isn’t doing McCain any favours - and the Hiltons are Republicans! So if we end up with a very tight election, don’t discount Paris’ contribution.

Super Tuesday.....It's Down to Three

A spooky ad that ran repeatedly during CNN's Super Tuesday coverage suggested that you should contemplate your life as if you had only one month to live.

If you do that, expect to exit without knowing the Democratic nominee. After Super Tuesday voting, the clearest thing about the race on the Democratic side is that it's headed into March—and quite possibly beyond: WALL STREET JOURNAL

Assasinate the next President

Which Democrat has the best healthcare plan? Settle the controversy the American way: With guns!
Well, virtual guns. Indeed, virtual paintball guns, the weapon of choice in "Presidential Paintball," an online game that allows the "aspiring assassin" to train his sites on Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, or John McCain.
The game's a little stupid, but hey, this blog is not above stupid, as regular readers will attest. PLAY THE GAME