Charlie Sheen Night at the Bakersfield Condors game

Minor League Baseball is filled with shame at this hour, after it was learned that Minor League Hockey was the first to jump on the Charlie Sheen promotional bandwagon. The Bakersfield Condors, an ECHL team, will hold Charlie Sheen Night on Saturday, March 12, which will include a multitude of Sheen-inspired goodies.

Not only will free admission be given to anyone who brings a clean drug test, but there will be Tiger Blood Icees and Charlie Sheen masks-on-a-stick for the kids.

Other promos for the evening...

Wear a fedora, or dress like any Charlie Sheen movie character and receive admission for two and a half bucks ($2.50).

Twitter signup world record attempt.

Charlie’s dubbed “Goddesses” (Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin) have been named as honorary captains for the game.

A rock band from Mars will play in front of the arena on the plaza before the game.

Before this game, the Condors aren’t going to practice, attempting to channel Sheen’s no-rehearsal-required spirit. After all, to quote the great Allen Iverson, “We’re talkin’ about practice?!”

Wall Street 2 : Money Never Sleeps Trailer

That was one of the worst previews I've ever seen other than the fact that Gordon Gekko's monster cell phone makes a cameo.....and new line delivered by Douglas that will be a classic. I'm sure.

"Someone reminded me I once said, 'greed is good'. Now it seems it's legal."

Confessions of a rip-off artist

Just like the film Boiler Room, a British brokerage was recently shut down for making high-pressure sales of risky stocks to unknowing buyers.

Pacific Continental Securities employed dozens of young salesmen with no investing experience to spend all day on the phone fishing for suckers who would buy their scam stocks. Essentially, a boiler room operation. The scary part is that one former broker came forward revealing all their duplicitous tactics. He's heard some of his former co-workers might be at it again with new firms. Maybe he's just pissed he isn't a part of the new scam?

Tony Levene, a financial writer for The Guardian Newspaper, wrote about some of the details the now-anonymous former broker gave. STORY