The biggest moonbat split since Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger. I assumed self absorbed America bashers Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins were calling it quits because he'd left her for a younger woman..... She's 63 and he's 51....But it's actually one of Hollywoods "original Cougers" who's leaving him, for a much younger man. Meet ping pong entrepenuer Jonathon Bricklin.I knew it had to be "Bush Derangement Syndrome" that held these two libtards together for so long.
I'm only interested because they got together back in 1988 in one of my favorite movies...Bull Durham, where she said...." Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250 unless he had a lot of R.B.I.'s or was a great glove man up the middle. A woman's got to have standards."
It's also where I learned what life is all about from Crash Davis.
" Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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