I'm going to hell anyway.....so enjoy.
When Farrah got to heaven, God gave her one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. Its to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
The Thriller video is going to be so much cooler now that it has an all zombie cast.
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over for the weekend.
Since Michael Jackson is 95% plastic, they're gonna melt him down and make him into legos. That way little boys can play with HIM for a change.
Michael Jackson wasn’t really found at home having a heart attack; they found him having a stroke in the pediatric ward.
Elton John will be playing at his funeral - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"
The autopsy report came back that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning apparently he ate a 9 year old wiener.
Did you hear that Gary Glitter has put a bid in for Michael Jackson's computer?
One phrase you won't hear at Michael Jackson's funeral: "Don't he look natural?"
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