Got to love this guy's can do attitude...Fake death, Check.Suicide, on the list.
I'm sure we've all thought about faking our death at some point.....but in Alabama?.....c'mon Markus, that's just not cool.
Somewhere a shrink is salivating over the revenue they'll be able to produce with therapy for this dipshit's children.
Bottle of sleeping pills: $24.99
Razor blades: $2.49
Accessing a tall structure: $0.00
Handgun: $239.00
10-feet of rope: $16.99
Piper Malibu, Hotel room, Red Yamaha, Camping gear, Razor blades: $720,322.49
Front page of the New York Post: Priceless
Get out kill yourself
ReplyDeleteI saw the program on 20/20 about this woman. She says she has no money but I think she has a bright future as a pole dancer.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the wife should consider a career in porn...
ReplyDeleteThis blog post is awesome and hilarious.
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