A couple "must have" Inauguration Day souveneirs

Finally, a dildo that stands for change. Make this an erection, I mean election, to remember."

For those of you who really love our new president elect (and want to love him even more), the "Head O State" dildo stands 7.5 inches tall, 2 inches wide and is made in the good ol' USA.

The dildos are available via HeadOState.com. Check out the page for laughs, as it contains ringing "endorsements" from John McCain, Sarah Palin, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. Ann Coulter keeps one hidden away and uses it while cursing his name when she's been a baaaad baaad girl.

Then we have the Obama Soap, endorsed again and again by our new Gaff-a-minute vice president who Obama continually washes his mouth out with after another one of his asshat oratories. The man who makes Sarah Palin look like a Mensa member.